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Today's Jokes

  1. There are only 10 kinds of people in this world: those who know binary and those who don't.
  2. I visited my friend at his new house. He told me to make myself at home. So I threw him out. I hate having visitors.
  3. I have a joke about trickle down economics, but 99% of you will never get it.
  4. My husband and I were happy for 20 years. And then we met.
  5. Relationship Status: just tried to reach for my dog's paw and he pulled it away so I pretended I was reaching for the remote.
  6. A man is smoking a cigarette and blowing smoke rings into the air. His girlfriend becomes irritated with the smoke and says "Can't you see the warning on the cigarette pack? Smoking is hazardous to your health!" to which the man replies, "I am a programmer. We don't worry about warnings; we only worry about errors."
  7. A horse walks into a bar. "Hey", the Bartender says. "Sure", the horse replies.
  8. Today I learned that changing random stuff until your program works is "hacky" and a "bad coding practice" but if you do it fast enough it's "Machine Learning" and pays 4x your current salary.
  9. Schrödinger's cat walks into a bar and doesn't.
  10. Have a great weekend! I hope your code behaves the same on Monday as it did on Friday.

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