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Today's Jokes

  1. I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down!
  2. Java and C were telling jokes. It was C's turn, so he writes something on the wall, points to it and says "Do you get the reference?" But Java didn't.
  3. Oysters hate to give away their pearls because they are shellfish.
  4. If Bill Gates had a dime for every time Windows crashed ... Oh wait, he does.
  5. Today I learned that changing random stuff until your program works is "hacky" and a "bad coding practice" but if you do it fast enough it's "Machine Learning" and pays 4x your current salary.
  6. Two SQL tables sit at the bar. A query approaches and asks "Can I join you?"
  7. A horse walks into a bar. "Hey", the Bartender says. "Sure", the horse replies.
  8. "Honey, go to the store and buy some eggs." "OK." "Oh and while you're there, get some milk." He never returned.
  9. The glass is neither half-full nor half-empty, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be.
  10. Never date a baker. They're too kneady.

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