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  1. A perfectionist walked into a bar... apparently, the bar was not set high enough.
  2. Algorithm: A word used by programmers when they don't want to explain how their code works.
  3. I have a joke about Stack Overflow, but you would say it's a duplicate.
  4. I visited my friend at his new house. He told me to make myself at home. So I threw him out. I hate having visitors.
  5. Never date a baker. They're too kneady.
  6. UDP is better in the COVID era since it avoids unnecessary handshakes.
  7. My parents raised me as an only child, which really annoyed my younger brother.
  8. I have a joke about trickle down economics, but 99% of you will never get it.
  9. Schrödinger's cat walks into a bar and doesn't.
  10. A horse walks into a bar. "Hey", the Bartender says. "Sure", the horse replies.

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