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  1. I visited my friend at his new house. He told me to make myself at home. So I threw him out. I hate having visitors.
  2. Today I learned that changing random stuff until your program works is "hacky" and a "bad coding practice" but if you do it fast enough it's "Machine Learning" and pays 4x your current salary.
  3. Hey Girl, Roses are #ff0000, Violets are #0000ff, I use hex codes, But I'd use RGB for you.
  4. My wife is really mad at the fact that I have no sense of direction. So I packed up my stuff and right.
  5. A SQL statement walks into a bar and sees two tables. It approaches, and asks "may I join you?"
  6. The six stages of debugging: 1. That can't happen. 2. That doesn't happen on my machine. 3. That shouldn't happen. 4. Why does that happen? 5. Oh, I see. 6. How did that ever work?
  7. I have a joke about Stack Overflow, but you would say it's a duplicate.
  8. The generation of random numbers is too important to be left to chance.
  9. Knock knock. Who's there? Recursion. Recursion who? Knock knock.
  10. Algorithm: A word used by programmers when they don't want to explain how their code works.

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