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  1. A byte walks into a bar looking miserable. The bartender asks it: "What's wrong buddy?" "Parity error." it replies. "Ah that makes sense, I thought you looked a bit off."
  2. Two SQL tables sit at the bar. A query approaches and asks "Can I join you?"
  3. Yo mama is so old, she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.
  4. Oysters hate to give away their pearls because they are shellfish.
  5. Never date a baker. They're too kneady.
  6. If Bill Gates had a dime for every time Windows crashed ... Oh wait, he does.
  7. "Knock, knock." "Who's there?" [very long pause] "Java."
  8. Algorithm: A word used by programmers when they don't want to explain how their code works.
  9. My wife is really mad at the fact that I have no sense of direction. So I packed up my stuff and right.
  10. "Can I tell you a TCP joke?" "Please tell me a TCP joke." "OK, I'll tell you a TCP joke."

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United States Ohio Columbus · Amazon Technologies Inc.
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