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Today's Jokes

  1. To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you. You have my Word!
  2. // This line doesn't actually do anything, but the code stops working when I delete it.
  3. A man is smoking a cigarette and blowing smoke rings into the air. His girlfriend becomes irritated with the smoke and says "Can't you see the warning on the cigarette pack? Smoking is hazardous to your health!" to which the man replies, "I am a programmer. We don't worry about warnings; we only worry about errors."
  4. "Can I tell you a TCP joke?" "Please tell me a TCP joke." "OK, I'll tell you a TCP joke."
  5. The glass is neither half-full nor half-empty, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be.
  6. I'd tell you a joke about NAT but I would have to translate.
  7. How do you tell HTML from HTML5? - Try it out in Internet Explorer - Did it work? - No? - It's HTML5.
  8. If Bill Gates had a dime for every time Windows crashed ... Oh wait, he does.
  9. My wife is really mad at the fact that I have no sense of direction. So I packed up my stuff and right.
  10. A perfectionist walked into a bar... apparently, the bar was not set high enough.

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