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  2. Schrödinger's cat walks into a bar and doesn't.
  3. "Honey, go to the store and buy some eggs." "OK." "Oh and while you're there, get some milk." He never returned.
  4. The six stages of debugging: 1. That can't happen. 2. That doesn't happen on my machine. 3. That shouldn't happen. 4. Why does that happen? 5. Oh, I see. 6. How did that ever work?
  5. Relationship Status: just tried to reach for my dog's paw and he pulled it away so I pretended I was reaching for the remote.
  6. My wife is really mad at the fact that I have no sense of direction. So I packed up my stuff and right.
  7. The generation of random numbers is too important to be left to chance.
  8. Java and C were telling jokes. It was C's turn, so he writes something on the wall, points to it and says "Do you get the reference?" But Java didn't.
  9. Algorithm: A word used by programmers when they don't want to explain how their code works.
  10. ASCII silly question, get a silly ANSI.

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United States Ohio Columbus · Amazon Technologies Inc.
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United States Ohio Columbus · Amazon Technologies Inc.
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