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Today's Jokes

  1. ASCII silly question, get a silly ANSI.
  2. Knock knock. Who's there? Recursion. Recursion who? Knock knock.
  3. If Bill Gates had a dime for every time Windows crashed ... Oh wait, he does.
  4. Debugging: Removing the needles from the haystack.
  5. I have a joke about Stack Overflow, but you would say it's a duplicate.
  6. Oysters hate to give away their pearls because they are shellfish.
  7. Today, my son asked "Can I have a book mark?" and I burst into tears. 11 years old and he still doesn't know my name is Brian.
  8. "Can I tell you a TCP joke?" "Please tell me a TCP joke." "OK, I'll tell you a TCP joke."
  9. UDP is better in the COVID era since it avoids unnecessary handshakes.
  10. Java and C were telling jokes. It was C's turn, so he writes something on the wall, points to it and says "Do you get the reference?" But Java didn't.

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Your IP 216.73.216.xxx
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United States Ohio Columbus · Anthropic, PBC
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IP 216.73.216.xxx
Address
United States Ohio Columbus · Anthropic, PBC
URL
https://lle*.shop/

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OK 216.73.216.xxx · United States Ohio Columbus · Anthropic, PBC
https://lle*.shop/ Jul 29, 2026 4:27 PM
404 216.73.216.xxx · United States Ohio Columbus · Anthropic, PBC
https://lle*.shop/robots.txt Jul 29, 2026 4:27 PM
404 2a06:98c0:36… · United Kingdom England City of London · Cloudflare, Inc.
http://fbo*.shop/wp-admin/install.php?step=1 Jul 29, 2026 4:27 PM
404 2a03:2880:2f… · United States Oregon Prineville · Facebook, Inc
http://fun*.shop/robots.txt Jul 29, 2026 4:27 PM
OK 49.51.50.xxx · United States California Santa Clara · Tencent cloud computing (Beijing) Co., Ltd.
http://www.lfe*.shop/ Jul 29, 2026 4:27 PM
404 2a06:98c0:36… · United Kingdom England City of London · Cloudflare, Inc.
http://lra*.shop/wp-admin/install.php?step=1 Jul 29, 2026 4:26 PM
404 2a06:98c0:36… · United Kingdom England City of London · Cloudflare, Inc.
http://fmo*.shop/wp-admin/install.php?step=1 Jul 29, 2026 4:26 PM
404 2a06:98c0:36… · United Kingdom England City of London · Cloudflare, Inc.
http://xbe*.shop/wp-admin/install.php?step=1 Jul 29, 2026 4:26 PM
OK 43.153.87.xxx · United States California Santa Clara · Tencent Cloud Computing
http://www.hpr*.shop/ Jul 29, 2026 4:26 PM
OK 52.167.144.xxx · United States Virginia Boydton · Microsoft Azure Cloud (eastus2)
https://hgr*.shop/?porto_builder=custom-header Jul 29, 2026 4:26 PM
404 2a06:98c0:36… · United Kingdom England City of London · Cloudflare, Inc.
http://fdu*.shop/wp-admin/install.php?step=1 Jul 29, 2026 4:26 PM
404 40.77.167.xxx · United States Virginia Boydton · Microsoft Azure Cloud (eastus2)
https://hgr*.shop/robots.txt Jul 29, 2026 4:26 PM
404 2a06:98c0:36… · United Kingdom England City of London · Cloudflare, Inc.
http://lfe*.shop/wp-admin/install.php?step=1 Jul 29, 2026 4:26 PM
404 2a06:98c0:36… · United Kingdom England City of London · Cloudflare, Inc.
http://fbr*.shop/wp-admin/install.php?step=1 Jul 29, 2026 4:26 PM
404 2a06:98c0:36… · United Kingdom England City of London · Cloudflare, Inc.
http://hpl*.shop/wp-admin/install.php?step=1 Jul 29, 2026 4:25 PM
404 2a06:98c0:36… · United Kingdom England City of London · Cloudflare, Inc.
http://hwr*.shop/wp-admin/install.php?step=1 Jul 29, 2026 4:25 PM
404 216.73.216.xxx · United States Ohio Columbus · Anthropic, PBC
https://fbo*.shop/sitemap.xml Jul 29, 2026 4:25 PM
404 216.73.216.xxx · United States Ohio Columbus · Anthropic, PBC
https://fdi*.shop/sitemap.xml Jul 29, 2026 4:24 PM
404 216.73.216.xxx · United States Ohio Columbus · Anthropic, PBC
https://fdu*.shop/sitemap.xml Jul 29, 2026 4:24 PM
OK 43.130.67.xxx · United States Virginia Ashburn · Tencent Cloud Computing
http://www.fun*.shop/ Jul 29, 2026 4:24 PM
OK 43.159.128.xxx · United States California Santa Clara · Tencent Cloud Computing
http://www.xbe*.shop/ Jul 29, 2026 4:23 PM
OK 43.165.2.xxx · Germany Hesse Frankfurt am Main · Tencent Cloud Computing (Beijing) Co., Ltd
http://www.fbo*.shop/ Jul 29, 2026 4:23 PM
OK 43.165.186.xxx · Japan Tokyo Tokyo · Tencent Cloud Computing (Beijing) Co., Ltd
http://fbr*.shop/ Jul 29, 2026 4:23 PM
OK 43.161.234.xxx · Hong Kong Kowloon Hong Kong · Aceville Pte.ltd
http://www.ide*.shop/ Jul 29, 2026 4:22 PM
404 216.73.216.xxx · United States Ohio Columbus · Anthropic, PBC
https://hpr*.shop/sitemap.xml Jul 29, 2026 4:22 PM
404 216.73.216.xxx · United States Ohio Columbus · Anthropic, PBC
https://hpr*.shop/robots.txt Jul 29, 2026 4:22 PM
OK 170.106.15.xxx · United States Virginia Ashburn · Tencent Cloud Computing (Beijing) Co
http://www.lfe*.shop/ Jul 29, 2026 4:21 PM
404 66.249.73.xxx · United States Texas El Paso · Google LLC
http://lfe*.shop/robots.txt Jul 29, 2026 4:20 PM
404 172.85.102.xxx · United States Virginia Ashburn · UKServers
http://fro*.shop/favicon.ico Jul 29, 2026 4:20 PM
OK 172.85.102.xxx · United States Virginia Ashburn · UKServers
http://fro*.shop/ Jul 29, 2026 4:20 PM
OK 43.154.250.xxx · Hong Kong Kowloon Hong Kong · Tencent Cloud Computing
http://www.fbo*.shop/ Jul 29, 2026 4:19 PM
OK 43.140.37.xxx · China Guangdong Guangzhou · Tencent Cloud Computing (Beijing) Co., Ltd
http://www.fun*.shop/ Jul 29, 2026 4:17 PM
OK 173.239.218.xxx · United States California Los Angeles · LogicWeb Inc
http://hhe*.shop/ Jul 29, 2026 4:17 PM
OK 54.158.218.xxx · United States Virginia Ashburn · AWS EC2 (us-east-1)
https://lra*.shop/ Jul 29, 2026 4:17 PM
OK 54.158.218.xxx · United States Virginia Ashburn · AWS EC2 (us-east-1)
http://lra*.shop/ Jul 29, 2026 4:17 PM
404 2a06:98c0:36… · United Kingdom England City of London · Cloudflare, Inc.
https://fcr*.shop/signup Jul 29, 2026 4:15 PM
404 2a06:98c0:36… · United Kingdom England City of London · Cloudflare, Inc.
https://fcr*.shop/dashboard Jul 29, 2026 4:15 PM
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https://fcr*.shop/app Jul 29, 2026 4:15 PM
404 2a06:98c0:36… · United Kingdom England City of London · Cloudflare, Inc.
https://fcr*.shop/login Jul 29, 2026 4:15 PM
404 2a06:98c0:36… · United Kingdom England City of London · Cloudflare, Inc.
https://fcr*.shop/pricing Jul 29, 2026 4:15 PM
404 2a06:98c0:36… · United Kingdom England City of London · Cloudflare, Inc.
https://fcr*.shop/admin Jul 29, 2026 4:15 PM
404 2a06:98c0:36… · United Kingdom England City of London · Cloudflare, Inc.
https://fcr*.shop/checkout Jul 29, 2026 4:15 PM
404 2a06:98c0:36… · United Kingdom England City of London · Cloudflare, Inc.
https://fcr*.shop/settings Jul 29, 2026 4:15 PM
404 2a06:98c0:36… · United Kingdom England City of London · Cloudflare, Inc.
https://fcr*.shop/api/config Jul 29, 2026 4:15 PM
OK 43.130.9.xxx · United States California Santa Clara · Tencent Cloud Computing
http://www.fdu*.shop/ Jul 29, 2026 4:15 PM
404 104.28.240.xxx · United States South Carolina Charleston · Cloudflare WARP
https://fcr*.shop/.vscode/settings.json Jul 29, 2026 4:15 PM
404 104.28.240.xxx · United States South Carolina Charleston · Cloudflare WARP
https://fcr*.shop/bootstrap/cache/config.php Jul 29, 2026 4:15 PM
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https://fcr*.shop/.continue/config.json Jul 29, 2026 4:15 PM
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https://fcr*.shop/.cursor/mcp.json Jul 29, 2026 4:15 PM
404 104.28.240.xxx · United States South Carolina Charleston · Cloudflare WARP
https://fcr*.shop/.netrc Jul 29, 2026 4:15 PM
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https://fcr*.shop/.env.development.local Jul 29, 2026 4:15 PM
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https://fcr*.shop/config.yaml Jul 29, 2026 4:15 PM
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https://fcr*.shop/.pypirc Jul 29, 2026 4:15 PM
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https://fcr*.shop/.env.production.local Jul 29, 2026 4:15 PM
404 104.28.240.xxx · United States South Carolina Charleston · Cloudflare WARP
https://fcr*.shop/.docker/config.json Jul 29, 2026 4:15 PM
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https://fcr*.shop/secrets.json Jul 29, 2026 4:15 PM
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https://fcr*.shop/.env.sample Jul 29, 2026 4:15 PM
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https://fcr*.shop/.env.test Jul 29, 2026 4:15 PM
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https://fcr*.shop/.env.backup Jul 29, 2026 4:15 PM
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https://fcr*.shop/.env.save Jul 29, 2026 4:15 PM
404 104.28.208.xxx · United States South Carolina Charleston · Cloudflare WARP
https://fcr*.shop/.env.production Jul 29, 2026 4:15 PM
404 104.28.240.xxx · United States South Carolina Charleston · Cloudflare WARP
https://fcr*.shop/.aws/credentials Jul 29, 2026 4:15 PM
404 104.28.208.xxx · United States South Carolina Charleston · Cloudflare WARP
https://fcr*.shop/.env.local Jul 29, 2026 4:15 PM
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https://fcr*.shop/.env.dist Jul 29, 2026 4:15 PM
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https://fcr*.shop/.env.old Jul 29, 2026 4:15 PM
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https://fcr*.shop/config.yml Jul 29, 2026 4:15 PM
404 104.28.240.xxx · United States South Carolina Charleston · Cloudflare WARP
https://fcr*.shop/.dev.vars Jul 29, 2026 4:15 PM
404 104.28.240.xxx · United States South Carolina Charleston · Cloudflare WARP
https://fcr*.shop/.env.bak Jul 29, 2026 4:15 PM
404 104.28.240.xxx · United States South Carolina Charleston · Cloudflare WARP
https://fcr*.shop/config.json Jul 29, 2026 4:15 PM
404 2a06:98c0:36… · United Kingdom England City of London · Cloudflare, Inc.
https://fcr*.shop/sitemap-index.xml Jul 29, 2026 4:15 PM
404 2a06:98c0:36… · United Kingdom England City of London · Cloudflare, Inc.
https://fcr*.shop/sitemap_index.xml Jul 29, 2026 4:15 PM
404 2a06:98c0:36… · United Kingdom England City of London · Cloudflare, Inc.
https://fcr*.shop/sitemap.xml Jul 29, 2026 4:15 PM
OK 43.165.167.xxx · Japan Tokyo Tokyo · Tencent Cloud Computing (Beijing) Co., Ltd
http://www.hpr*.shop/ Jul 29, 2026 4:15 PM
404 2a06:98c0:36… · United Kingdom England City of London · Cloudflare, Inc.
https://fcr*.shop/robots.txt Jul 29, 2026 4:15 PM
OK 2a06:98c0:36… · United Kingdom England City of London · Cloudflare, Inc.
https://fcr*.shop/ Jul 29, 2026 4:15 PM
404 2a06:98c0:36… · United Kingdom England City of London · Cloudflare, Inc.
https://fcr*.shop/_rNd9xZ7kL3 Jul 29, 2026 4:15 PM
OK 43.135.134.xxx · United States California Santa Clara · Tencent Cloud Computing
http://www.ide*.shop/ Jul 29, 2026 4:13 PM
OK 43.130.12.xxx · United States California Santa Clara · Tencent Cloud Computing
http://fbr*.shop/ Jul 29, 2026 4:13 PM
404 216.73.216.xxx · United States Ohio Columbus · Anthropic, PBC
https://hpl*.shop/sitemap.xml Jul 29, 2026 4:13 PM
404 216.73.216.xxx · United States Ohio Columbus · Anthropic, PBC
https://hpl*.shop/robots.txt Jul 29, 2026 4:13 PM
OK 43.165.4.xxx · Germany Hesse Frankfurt am Main · Tencent Cloud Computing (Beijing) Co., Ltd
http://www.xbe*.shop/ Jul 29, 2026 4:12 PM
404 147.93.169.xxx · India Maharashtra Mumbai · Contabo GmbH
http://alw*.shop/media/system/js/core.js Jul 29, 2026 4:12 PM
404 147.93.169.xxx · India Maharashtra Mumbai · Contabo GmbH
http://alw*.shop/wp-includes/css/buttons.css Jul 29, 2026 4:12 PM
OK 147.93.169.xxx · India Maharashtra Mumbai · Contabo GmbH
http://alw*.shop/ Jul 29, 2026 4:12 PM
OK 43.157.38.xxx · Germany Hesse Frankfurt am Main · Tencent Cloud Computing
http://www.fdu*.shop/ Jul 29, 2026 4:11 PM
OK 43.138.68.xxx · China Beijing Beijing · Tencent Cloud Computing (Beijing) Co., Ltd
http://www.hpr*.shop/ Jul 29, 2026 4:11 PM
404 74.248.139.xxx · Poland Mazovia Warsaw · Microsoft Azure Cloud (polandcentral)
http://hgr*.shop/2P.php Jul 29, 2026 4:11 PM
404 74.248.139.xxx · Poland Mazovia Warsaw · Microsoft Azure Cloud (polandcentral)
http://hgr*.shop/wp-content/admin.php Jul 29, 2026 4:11 PM
404 74.248.139.xxx · Poland Mazovia Warsaw · Microsoft Azure Cloud (polandcentral)
http://hgr*.shop/fso.php Jul 29, 2026 4:11 PM
404 74.248.139.xxx · Poland Mazovia Warsaw · Microsoft Azure Cloud (polandcentral)
http://hgr*.shop/ant.php Jul 29, 2026 4:11 PM
404 74.248.139.xxx · Poland Mazovia Warsaw · Microsoft Azure Cloud (polandcentral)
http://hgr*.shop/blox.php Jul 29, 2026 4:11 PM
404 74.248.139.xxx · Poland Mazovia Warsaw · Microsoft Azure Cloud (polandcentral)
http://hgr*.shop/hq.php Jul 29, 2026 4:11 PM
404 74.248.139.xxx · Poland Mazovia Warsaw · Microsoft Azure Cloud (polandcentral)
http://hgr*.shop/wsr2.php Jul 29, 2026 4:11 PM
404 74.248.139.xxx · Poland Mazovia Warsaw · Microsoft Azure Cloud (polandcentral)
http://hgr*.shop/x0.php Jul 29, 2026 4:11 PM
404 74.248.139.xxx · Poland Mazovia Warsaw · Microsoft Azure Cloud (polandcentral)
http://hgr*.shop/133.php Jul 29, 2026 4:11 PM
404 74.248.139.xxx · Poland Mazovia Warsaw · Microsoft Azure Cloud (polandcentral)
http://hgr*.shop/ouh.php Jul 29, 2026 4:11 PM
404 74.248.139.xxx · Poland Mazovia Warsaw · Microsoft Azure Cloud (polandcentral)
http://hgr*.shop/RsR.php Jul 29, 2026 4:11 PM
404 74.248.139.xxx · Poland Mazovia Warsaw · Microsoft Azure Cloud (polandcentral)
http://hgr*.shop/iov.php Jul 29, 2026 4:11 PM
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http://hgr*.shop/wan.php Jul 29, 2026 4:11 PM
404 74.248.139.xxx · Poland Mazovia Warsaw · Microsoft Azure Cloud (polandcentral)
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