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  1. Today I learned that changing random stuff until your program works is "hacky" and a "bad coding practice" but if you do it fast enough it's "Machine Learning" and pays 4x your current salary.
  2. A SQL statement walks into a bar and sees two tables. It approaches, and asks "may I join you?"
  3. UDP is better in the COVID era since it avoids unnecessary handshakes.
  4. Have a great weekend! I hope your code behaves the same on Monday as it did on Friday.
  5. My parents raised me as an only child, which really annoyed my younger brother.
  6. Two SQL tables sit at the bar. A query approaches and asks "Can I join you?"
  7. A programmer puts two glasses on his bedside table before going to sleep. A full one, in case he gets thirsty, and an empty one, in case he doesn't.
  8. Relationship Status: just tried to reach for my dog's paw and he pulled it away so I pretended I was reaching for the remote.
  9. I have a joke about trickle down economics, but 99% of you will never get it.
  10. I was struggling to figure out how lightning works, but then it struck me.

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