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  1. Relationship Status: just tried to reach for my dog's paw and he pulled it away so I pretended I was reaching for the remote.
  2. "Honey, go to the store and buy some eggs." "OK." "Oh and while you're there, get some milk." He never returned.
  3. If you're here for the yodeling lesson, please form an orderly orderly orderly queue.
  4. Yo mama is so old, she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.
  5. "We messed up the keming again guys."
  6. I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down!
  7. My parents raised me as an only child, which really annoyed my younger brother.
  8. Four engineers get into a car. The car won't start. The Mechanical engineer says "It's a broken starter". The Electrical engineer says "Dead battery". The Chemical engineer says "Impurities in the gasoline". The IT engineer says "Hey guys, I have an idea: How about we all get out of the car and get back in".
  9. Algorithm: A word used by programmers when they don't want to explain how their code works.
  10. ASCII silly question, get a silly ANSI.

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